Blogging = Bitchin'

I'm having PMS (as always) so I'll make this as unpleasant as possible. Ok, if you're here you're either one of the following categories:

#1: I invited you. Yeah. You're either someone I love or like enough to bother with clicking and typing and clicking just to get you within my network. So be glad and show me your profuse appreciation for actually considering you significant enough. Tee hee. Bear with the bitch.

#2: I gave you the address to this page. Yeap. Nice, comradely me, in a bid to strenghten the bond of friendship between us, I gave you this once-in-a-lifetime chance to nose in my affairs. Gaze upon me in my full glory. Be awed at my literary genius. So worship this shrine to my greatness and I shall treat you good. And maybe give you more access to more tidbits on me, myself and I.

#3: You're a friend of a friend, and you stumbled onto this page. Yes, and desecrated this monument to me with your presence here. Well. Lucky you. Add me. I shall take my time considering your worthiness, and make my final decision on whether to approve you.

#4: You don't know me but you think I might be interesting to hook up with. You might think I would be interested in a common subject and be nice enough to hold tedious discussions and dissertations on your selected topic with you. Fine. Contact me and let me be the judge of that. I'll decide then if I want you as my contact.

#5: You don't know me but you think I'm cool. Or you think I'm hot. Whichever it is, do note that I'm not open to making new 'friends'. I' have my own friends thank you very much, and do not like adding people for the sake of adding people. Or just adding people in the hopes of a more 'meaningful' relationship. Once again, you may add me if you wish. I shall most likely reject your request. That is, unless you're six feet and above and extremely good-looking to boot. In that case, I shall briefly consider you before rejecting you.

#6: You hate me. A lot. Or maybe it's just dislike. Or you hold a grudge against me. Maybe I've offended you in some way or another, or maybe it's an imagined slight. Ok. Fine. Whatever. That gives you all a better reason to leave this page now. Pointless reading on here, you won't find much about me, besides the superficial. Now did you think I was so silly in revealing me deepest, darkest secrets where everyone knows who I am? If you fall into this group I can't imagine what would you benefit in adding me as a contact. If you loathe me so much, what goes on in my life wouldn't concern you, would it? Now fuck off.

Think I'm an arrogant bitch? Consider this my self-defence mechanism - I'm mistrustful by nature and pretty anti-social for the moment.

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